They're shit and the know they are
NEWCASTLE PUBS
As much fun as syphillis

The Town Wall
They even showed me their kitchen
If you have something good you want to show it off - that s certainly my view when I expose myself to strangers :). Now just imagine the owners of Pumphrey's offering to take you on a tour of their kitchen, perhaps Gothams might let you check the quality of their line cleaning... On my first vist to the Town Wall they management gave me a tour, a real tour, of the cinema in the basement and then, fuck me, the kitchen.
A decent menu and a good selection of American and European craft beers, only spoiled by Stella Black,,,,, ah Stella Black..... it s not black and it bears as much relationship to Belgian Stella as it does to Hercule Poirot. Perhaps it's a test, if you order it, two men in black put a sack over your head and they bundle you into Gothams, leaving you to catch something that penicillin won't cure.