They're shit and the know they are
​NEWCASTLE PUBS
As much fun as syphillis
The Town Wall
They even showed me their kitchen
If you have something good you want to show it off - that s certainly my view when I expose myself to strangers :). Now just imagine the owners of Pumphrey's offering to take you on a tour of their kitchen, perhaps Gothams might let you check the quality of their line cleaning... On my first vist to the Town Wall they management gave me a tour, a real tour, of the cinema in the basement and then, fuck me, the kitchen.
A decent menu and a good selection of American and European craft beers, only spoiled by Stella Black,,,,, ah Stella Black..... it s not black and it bears as much relationship to Belgian Stella as it does to Hercule Poirot. Perhaps it's a test, if you order it, two men in black put a sack over your head and they bundle you into Gothams, leaving you to catch something that penicillin won't cure.
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